grumpyotter:

Turns out we’ve been playing pokemon wrong.

grumpyotter:

Turns out we’ve been playing pokemon wrong.

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

thahalfrican:

marygabou:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE,?

SIKE 
Catch me dead in that iTomb

#Levels

thahalfrican:

marygabou:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE,?

SIKE 

Catch me dead in that iTomb

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#Levels

amazonite-aura:

Currently.

(Source: rachel-duncan)

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

(Source: burgrs)

“Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? They say you’re a home-schooled jungle freak, who’s a less hot version of me.”
Cersei Lannister [to Margaery Tyrell], A Dance With Dragons (via incorrectgotquotes)

(Source: s-pell)

Ellen Page and Kate Mara out for lunch (April 11).

(Source: tatrnas)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3)